A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
Girl: uhhhhhh I’ll take a coke
Server: alright and for you sir?
Me: nothin this hoe knew she was posed to get water w/ lemon nevermind tho we finna go thank you
Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around. See the full video here.
Finishing homework at 4am
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted